| Cold Opening | Willie & Frankie |
| Sketch | Hospital |
| Show | Inside Out |
| Show | Run, Throw & Catch Like A Girl Olympics |
| Sketch | Bar Mitzvah |
| Show | Sports Beat |
| Musical Performance | "Boys Won't" |
| Musical Sketch | A Couple of Red Guys |
| Show | Good Sex |
| Musical Performance | "Lucky" |
| Cold Opening | Willie & Frankie |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Willie Live |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Frankie Live |
| Sketch | Hospital |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Faraccio |
| Christopher Guest | ... | hitman |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Gino |
| Martin Short | ... | Ed Grimley |
| Show | Inside Out |
| Mary Gross | ... | Michelle Roth |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Bonnie Caruso |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Virginia Donaldson |
| Show | Run, Throw & Catch Like A Girl Olympics |
| Jim Belushi | ... | athlete |
| Mary Gross | ... | pilot |
| Rich Hall | ... | Daniel Gregory |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Hank Weston |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | pilot |
| Martin Short | ... | athlete |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | athlete |
| Larry David | ... | judge |
| Jim Downey | ... | referee |
| Sketch | Bar Mitzvah |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Rose Cosell |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Uncle Mazel |
| Larry David | ... | relative |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | relative |
| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Martin Short | ... |
Nathan Thurm
Lawyer for Living Unicorn Inc. |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Dwight MacNamara |
| Rich Hall | ... | Robert Latta |
| Musical Sketch | A Couple of Red Guys |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Soviet |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Soviet |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Willie & Frankie |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Willie#7 Live |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Frankie#6 Live |
| Saturday Night News |
| Martin Short | ... |
Nathan Thurm#5
Lawyer for Living Unicorn Inc. |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Dwight MacNamara#3 |
| Cold Opening | Willie & Frankie |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Willie#7 Live |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Frankie#6 Live |
| Sketch | Hospital |
| Howard Cosell | ... | Uncle Bazzle |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Faraccio |
| Christopher Guest | ... | hitman |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Gino |
| Martin Short | ... | Ed Grimley#6 |
| Show | Inside Out |
| Mary Gross | ... | Michelle Roth |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Bonnie Caruso |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Virginia Donaldson |
♬The Four Knights - "Inside Out"
| Show | Run, Throw & Catch Like A Girl Olympics |
| Howard Cosell | ||
| Mike Hodge | ... | judge |
| Jim Belushi | ... | athlete |
| Mary Gross | ... | pilot |
| Rich Hall | ... | Daniel Gregory |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Hank Weston |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | pilot |
| Martin Short | ... | athlete |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | athlete |
| Larry David | ... | judge |
| Jim Downey | ... | referee |
| Sketch | Bar Mitzvah |
| Howard Cosell | ... | Morris Cosell |
| Frederick Koehler | ... | Howard Cosell |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Rose Cosell |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Uncle Mazel |
| Larry David | ... | relative |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | relative |
⁕Billy Crystal breaks character as Howard Cosell kisses him on the shoulder. Billy ad-libs "That's more tongue than's on some of the plates!"
| Show | Sports Beat |
| Howard Cosell | ||
| Michael Bentt | ... | boxer |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Tony Minetti#2 |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Angie Quidaciolu |
♬Zack Laurence - "Sports Report"
| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Martin Short | ... |
Nathan Thurm#5
Lawyer for Living Unicorn Inc. |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Dwight MacNamara#3 |
| Rich Hall | ... | Robert Latta#5 |
| Show |
| Howard Cosell | ||
| Billy Crystal | ... | Fernando Lamas#12 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Edmundo Ros & His Orchestra - "Hernando's Hideaway"
| Musical Sketch | A Couple of Red Guys |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Soviet |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Soviet |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Rich Hall was originally planned to be in this sketch, but he stepped down on the day of the show, and Gary Kroeger took his place.
| Show | Good Sex |
| Howard Cosell | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | Dr. Ruth Westheimer#8 |
| Rich Hall | ... | Dr. Seuss |
♬Parry Music - "Good Feelings"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Howard Cosell | 7 | ||||
| Greg Kihn | 2 | ||||
| Frederick Koehler | 1 | ||||
| Michael Bentt | 1 | ||||
| Mike Hodge | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 3 | ||||
| Billy Crystal | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Mary Gross | 3 | 1 | |||
| Christopher Guest | 5 | 1 | |||
| Rich Hall | 3 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 2 | ||||
| Martin Short | 3 | 2 | |||
| Pamela Stephenson | 2 | ||||
| Larry David | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Kelton | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| 47 | 6 | 3 | 2 |