| Sketch | New Auctioneer |
| Jim Belushi | ... | bidder |
| Mary Gross | ... | supervisor |
| Christopher Guest | ... | auctioneer |
| Rich Hall | ... | bidder |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Mr. Sotheby |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | bidder |
| Larry David | ... | bidder |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | bidder |
| Evie Murray | ... | bidder |