| Cold Opening | Syndication |
| Film | Walking After Midnight |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving |
| Sketch | Bowling Alley |
| Musical Performance | "Do It Again" |
| Sketch | You Can't Put Too Much “Nuclear Reactor” |
| Musical Performance | "Word of Mouth" |
| Sketch | Old Peter Pan |
| Cold Opening | Syndication |
| Jim Belushi | ... | soldier |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Ted Live |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Richards |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Murray |
| Rich Hall | ... | soldier |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | soldier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rhoda |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Georgette |
| Film | Walking After Midnight |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Herwitz |
| Rich Hall | ... | Virgil |
| Barbara Lieberman | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Ed's father |
| Martin Short | ... | Ed Grimley |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Mrs. Wilson |
| Commercial |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson |
| Mary Gross | ... | Alfalfa |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Johnny Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Julio Iglesias |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Diana Ross |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | Mick Jagger |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | Señor Wences |
| Cartoon |
| Mary Gross | ... | teller Voice |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Tippi Turtle Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | man Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey
Commentary on fun forms of weaponry |
| Pamela Stephenson |
Apologizes for her breast bit last week | |
| Kevin Kelton |
| Sketch | You Can't Put Too Much “Nuclear Reactor” |
| Mary Gross | ... | waitress |
| Rich Hall | ... | employee |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Steve |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ann |
| Andy Breckman | ... | employee |
| Show |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Al Minkman#1 |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Herb Minkman#1 |
| Martin Short | ... | Nathan Thurm#1 |
| Commercial |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson#2 |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Julio Iglesias#1 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Diana Ross |
| Martin Short | ... | Mick Jagger |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper#2 |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | Señor Wences |
| Cold Opening | Syndication |
| Ed Asner | ... | Lou Grant |
| Jim Belushi | ... | soldier |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Ted Live |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Richards#2 |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Murray |
| Rich Hall | ... | soldier |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | soldier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rhoda |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Georgette |
| Film | Walking After Midnight |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Herwitz |
| Rich Hall | ... | Virgil |
| Barbara Lieberman | ... | customer |
♬Van Morrison - "The Street Only Knew Your Name"
| Sketch | Thanksgiving |
| Ed Asner | ... | Mr. Wilson |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Ed's father |
| Martin Short | ... | Ed Grimley#3 |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Mrs. Wilson |
| Show |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Al Minkman#1 |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Herb Minkman#1 |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Mike Wallace |
| Martin Short | ... | Nathan Thurm#1 |
| Commercial |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson#2 |
| Mary Gross | ... | Alfalfa#7 |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Johnny Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Julio Iglesias#1 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Diana Ross |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Martin Short | ... | Mick Jagger |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper#2 |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | Señor Wences |
| Cartoon |
| Mary Gross | ... | teller Voice |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Tippi Turtle Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | man Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Ed Asner | ||
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey#1 Commentary on fun forms of weaponry |
| Pamela Stephenson |
Apologizes for her breast bit last week | |
| Kevin Kelton |
| Sketch | You Can't Put Too Much “Nuclear Reactor” |
| Ed Asner | ... | Ray Owens |
| Mary Gross | ... | waitress |
| Rich Hall | ... | employee |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Steve |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ann |
| Andy Breckman | ... | employee |
| Commercial |
| Frederick Koehler | ... | Robert James |
| Jim Belushi | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ed Asner | 6 | ||||
| The Kinks | 2 | ||||
| Frederick Koehler | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Billy Crystal | 3 | 2 | |||
| Mary Gross | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Christopher Guest | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Rich Hall | 4 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | |||
| Harry Shearer | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Martin Short | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Pamela Stephenson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Andy Breckman | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Kelton | 2 | 1 | |||
| Barbara Lieberman | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 51 | 7 | 8 | 6 |