| Cold Opening | Cheerleaders |
| Show | History: The Real Story |
| Sketch | Coronet Man |
| Film | Dopeball |
| Sketch | Caffeine Achievers |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Show | Kennedy: The Man Behind The Woman! |
| Musical Performance | "Tonight" |
| Sketch | Sarcastic Mother Superior |
| Sketch | She's A Witch |
| Musical Performance | "Way Down" |
| Miscellaneous | What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? |
| Show | History: The Real Story |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Todd Lincoln |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Lawrence Flyshacker |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | soldier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | daughter |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Sketch | Caffeine Achievers |
| Brad Hall | ... | marker |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | assistant |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | director |
| Al Siegal |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... |
Linda Ellerbee
Commentary on the cancellation of "NBC News Overnight" |
| Gary Kroeger |
Film Review"Star 80" | |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Ann Landers
Answers a letter from El Salvador |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
| Show | Kennedy: The Man Behind The Woman! |
| Brad Hall | ... | aide |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | aide |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Bobby Kennedy |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | John F. Kennedy |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Sarcastic Mother Superior |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mother Rose |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Father Alexander |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Sister Filipa |
| Sketch | She's A Witch |
| Robin Duke | ... | cashier |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Larry Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | husband |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | wife |
| Barry Nichols | ... | customer |
| Saturday Night News |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... |
Linda Ellerbee#1 Commentary on the cancellation of "NBC News Overnight" |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Ann Landers#1 Answers a letter from El Salvador |
| Show | Kennedy: The Man Behind The Woman! |
| Cold Opening | Cheerleaders |
| Teri Garr | ... | Lisa Live |
| Robin Duke | ... | Candy |
| Mary Gross | ... | Dotty |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | leader |
| Joni A. Cohen | ... | cheerleader |
| Show |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Mr. Landlord#4 Voice |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Mr. Robinson#7 |
| Commercial |
| Teri Garr | ... | mother |
| Robin Duke | ... | Rosie |
| Brad Hall | ... | Ralph |
| Barry Nichols | ... | patron |
| Show | History: The Real Story |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Todd Lincoln |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Lawrence Flyshacker |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | soldier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | daughter |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Abraham Lincoln |
| Film | Dopeball |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Caffeine Achievers |
| Teri Garr | ||
| Brad Hall | ... | marker |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | assistant |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | director |
| Al Siegal |
♬Electric Light Orchestra - "Hold On Tight"
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... |
Linda Ellerbee#1 Commentary on the cancellation of "NBC News Overnight" |
| Gary Kroeger |
Film Review"Star 80" | |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Ann Landers#1 Answers a letter from El Salvador |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
| Show | Kennedy: The Man Behind The Woman! |
| Teri Garr | ... | Marilyn Monroe |
| Brad Hall | ... | aide |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | aide |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Bobby Kennedy |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | John F. Kennedy |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Robert Busby - "Dignity"
| Sketch | Sarcastic Mother Superior |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mother Rose |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Father Alexander |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Sister Filipa |
| Sketch | She's A Witch |
| Robin Duke | ... | cashier |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Larry Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | husband |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | wife |
| Barry Nichols | ... | customer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Teri Garr | 5 | 1 | |||
| Mick Fleetwood's Zoo | 2 | ||||
| Joel Hodgson | 1 | ||||
| Joey Piscopo | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 5 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 2 | |||
| Brad Hall | 4 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Gary Kroeger | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 5 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 2 | 2 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 7 | 1 | 2 | 2 | |
| Barry Nichols | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Al Siegal | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joni A. Cohen | 1 | ||||
| 56 | 5 | 7 | 7 |