| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ||
| Howard Hesseman |
Asks for more photos of viewers mooning the president | |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer#2 Commentary on teenage sex |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | caller Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Herschel Walker |