| Cold Opening | Substitute Host |
| Show | Merry Christmas, Dammit! |
| Sketch | I Came, I Saw, I Came Again “Blind Dance Theatre” |
| Musical Performance | "You Are" |
| Show | Hairem Scarem |
| Sketch | Herpes Gone Bananas |
| Musical Performance | "Truly" |
| Miscellaneous | Joy Of Christmas |
| Miscellaneous | A Special Christmas Message |
| Show | Merry Christmas, Dammit! |
| Brad Hall | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Donny Osmond |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Clint Smith | ... | King family singer |
| Sketch | I Came, I Saw, I Came Again “Blind Dance Theatre” |
| Robin Duke | ... | dancer |
| Mary Gross | ... | dancer |
| Brad Hall | ... | dancer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | dancer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | dancer |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | audience member |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | audience member |
| Lee Mayman | ... | audience member |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Christmas maladies |
| Robin Duke | ... |
May Bradley Commentary on being alone on Christmas |
| Mary Gross |
Spitting MadChristmas |
| Show | Hairem Scarem |
| Robin Duke | ... | Val Dooley |
| Mary Gross | ... | Gwen Nyquist |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | host |
| Miscellaneous | A Special Christmas Message |
| Brad Hall | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | April May June |
| Show | Merry Christmas, Dammit! |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Donny Osmond#1 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marie Osmond#1 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra#8 |
| Commercial |
♬Laurie Johnson & The London Studio Orchestra - "Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter" Main Title
| Show | Merry Christmas, Dammit! |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Gumby#3 |
| Brad Hall | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Donny Osmond#1 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marie Osmond#1 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra#8 |
| Clint Smith | ... | King family singer |
| Sketch | I Came, I Saw, I Came Again “Blind Dance Theatre” |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | dancer |
| Robin Duke | ... | dancer |
| Mary Gross | ... | dancer |
| Brad Hall | ... | dancer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | dancer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | dancer |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | audience member |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | audience member |
| Lee Mayman | ... | audience member |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky#7
Christmas maladies |
| Robin Duke | ... |
May Bradley Commentary on being alone on Christmas |
| Mary Gross |
Spitting MadChristmas |
| Show | Hairem Scarem |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Dion#1 |
| Robin Duke | ... | Val Dooley |
| Mary Gross | ... | Gwen Nyquist |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | host |
♬Jean-Luc Ponty - "How Would You Like To Have A Head Like That"
| Sketch | Herpes Gone Bananas |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | husband |
| Mary Gross | ... | Estelle |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Seymour |
| Miscellaneous | A Special Christmas Message |
| Brad Hall | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | April May June#2 |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eddie Murphy | 10 | 2 | |||
| Lionel Richie | 3 | ||||
| Harry Anderson | 1 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 1 | ||||
| Seth Green | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 3 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 5 | ||||
| Brad Hall | 4 | 2 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 3 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 2 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Joe Piscopo | 3 | 2 | |||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Clint Smith | 1 | ||||
| 42 | 4 | 4 | 2 |