| Miscellaneous | Exxico |
| Cold Opening | Control Room '81 |
| Musical Sketch | 53 at Studio 54 |
| Film | Mr. Bill Goes to L.A. |
| Commercial | “The Pump” |
| Film | Up And At 'Em |
| Musical Performance | "Jean Pierre" |
| Sketch | Hired Hand |
| Miscellaneous | An Editorial Reply |
| Sketch | Tuna Melts & Typing |
| Cold Opening | Control Room '81 |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | script girl |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | master controlman Voice |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Pete Fatovich | ||
| Phil Hymes | ||
| Heino Ripp | ||
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
| Commercial | “The Pump” |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Gwen |
| Mary Gross | ... | Peggy |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | scientist |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | scientist |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted |
| Tony Rosato | ... | scientist |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on the ugliness of sex |
| Cold Opening | Control Room '81 |
| George Kennedy | ||
| Ron Howard | ||
| Regis Philbin | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ... | script girl |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | master controlman Voice |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Pete Fatovich | ||
| Phil Hymes | ||
| Heino Ripp | ||
| Dave Wilson | Voice |
| Show |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Marge Howard |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Andy Rooney#2 |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Mr. Bill Goes to L.A. |
| David Derickson | ... | Mr. Hands |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Commercial | “The Pump” |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Gwen |
| Mary Gross | ... | Peggy |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | scientist |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | scientist |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted |
| Tony Rosato | ... | scientist |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on the ugliness of sex | |
| John Candy | ... |
Juan Gavino Wetback Weather Watch |
| Commercial |
| George Kennedy | ... | Albin |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Ugo Tognazzi /Renato |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Ennio Morricone - "Il vizietto"
| Musical Performance | "Jean Pierre" |
| Sketch | Tuna Melts & Typing |
| George Kennedy | ... | janitor |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Pam |
♬Frank Sinatra - "Witchcraft"
♬Helen O'Connell - "Embraceable You"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| George Kennedy | 6 | ||||
| Miles Davis | 1 | ||||
| Harry Anderson | 1 | ||||
| John Candy | 1 | ||||
| Ron Howard | 1 | ||||
| Regis Philbin | 1 | ||||
| Mino Cinelu | 1 | ||||
| Bill Evans | 1 | ||||
| Al Foster | 1 | ||||
| Marcus Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Stern | 1 | ||||
| David Derickson | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 2 | |||
| Robin Duke | 2 | ||||
| Christine Ebersole | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Eddie Murphy | 4 | 2 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tony Rosato | 3 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Mel Brandt | 8 | 8 | |||
| Pete Fatovich | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hymes | 1 | ||||
| Heino Ripp | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Stoller | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 3 | 4 | 12 |