| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | Charts |
| Sketch | Italian Stand-Up |
| Game Show | Name That Sin |
| Film | Eye, Ear Nose & Throat |
| Show | Was I Ever Red |
| Musical Performance | "I Am The Living" |
| Show | Parent & Child |
| Film | A Day In The Life Of A Hostage |
| Sketch | Lean Acres |
| Musical Performance | "Gone Clear" |
| Sketch | Iranian Student Council |
| Film | New York |
| Sketch | Pillow Pets |
| Sketch | Televised Trial |
| Musical Performance | "Starting Over Again" |
| Cold Opening | Charts |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Ronald Reagan Live |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Ron Reagan |
| Liz Welch | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Italian Stand-Up |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Ma |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Tony |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Joey |
| Ann Risley | ... | Angela |
| Game Show | Name That Sin |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Tony Burton |
| Ann Risley | ... | Donna Denton |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Bill |
| Show | Was I Ever Red |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Felicia Fitznichols |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Jennifer Holiday |
| Ann Risley | ... | Carmen Campbell |
| Commercial |
| Charles Rocket | ... | spokesperson |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | executioner |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | gunman |
| Billy Brown | ... | hostage |
| Neil Levy | ... | gunman |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Eddie Murphy |
Reveals that Lincoln didn't sign the Emancipation Proclamation | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBoxing |
| Show | Parent & Child |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Larry |
| Gail Matthius | ... | host |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | father |
| Ann Risley | ... | mother |
| Film | A Day In The Life Of A Hostage |
| Charles Rocket | ... | radio announcer Voice |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | radio announcer Voice |
| Barry W. Blaustein | ... | patron |
| David Sheffield | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Lean Acres |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Tina |
| Ann Risley | ... | Lois |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Karen Roston | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Iranian Student Council |
| Denny Dillon | ... | member |
| Gail Matthius | ... | member |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | member |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | member |
| Ann Risley | ... | member |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | member |
| Sketch | Televised Trial |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Jose Gomez |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | judge |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | bailiff |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | juror |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Charts |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan#4 |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Ronald Reagan#3 Live |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Ron Reagan |
| Cold Opening | Charts |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan#4 |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Ronald Reagan#3 Live |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Ron Reagan |
| Liz Welch | ... | guest |
| Andy Murphy | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Italian Stand-Up |
| Sally Kellerman | ... | Lorna Burns |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Ma |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Tony |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Joey |
| Ann Risley | ... | Angela |
♬Lou Monte - "The Wife (La Mogliera)"
| Game Show | Name That Sin |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Tony Burton |
| Ann Risley | ... | Donna Denton |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Bill |
| Film | Eye, Ear Nose & Throat |
| Show | Was I Ever Red |
| Sally Kellerman | ... | Rodena Duncan |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Felicia Fitznichols |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Jennifer Holiday |
| Ann Risley | ... | Carmen Campbell |
♬The Swingle Singers - "Sonata No. 15 K545"
| Commercial |
| Charles Rocket | ... | spokesperson |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | executioner |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | gunman |
| Billy Brown | ... | hostage |
| Neil Levy | ... | gunman |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Eddie Murphy |
Reveals that Lincoln didn't sign the Emancipation Proclamation | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBoxing | |
| Marc Weiner | ... | Rocko Weineretto |
| Show | Parent & Child |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Larry |
| Gail Matthius | ... | host |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | father |
| Ann Risley | ... | mother |
| Film | A Day In The Life Of A Hostage |
| Charles Rocket | ... | radio announcer Voice |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | radio announcer Voice |
| Barry W. Blaustein | ... | patron |
| David Sheffield | ... | patron |
♬Tony Orlando & Dawn - "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree"
| Sketch | Lean Acres |
| Sally Kellerman | ... | counselor |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Tina |
| Ann Risley | ... | Lois |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Karen Roston | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Iranian Student Council |
| Denny Dillon | ... | member |
| Gail Matthius | ... | member |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | member |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | member |
| Ann Risley | ... | member |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | member |
| Sketch | Televised Trial |
| Jim Fowler | ||
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Jose Gomez |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | judge |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | bailiff |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | juror |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sally Kellerman | 5 | ||||
| Jimmy Cliff | 2 | ||||
| Jim Fowler | 1 | ||||
| Marc Weiner | 1 | ||||
| Denny Dillon | 4 | ||||
| Gilbert Gottfried | 4 | ||||
| Gail Matthius | 5 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 3 | ||||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | ||||
| Ann Risley | 7 | ||||
| Charles Rocket | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Yvonne Hudson | |||||
| Matthew Laurance | 4 | 1 | |||
| Patrick Weathers | 2 | ||||
| Barry W. Blaustein | 1 | ||||
| Billy Brown | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| David Sheffield | 1 | ||||
| Terry Sweeney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Liz Welch | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 3 | 7 |