| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Harry Shearer | ... |
Jack Perkins Report on the Walter Keane art exhibit |
| Richard Belzer | ... | museum visitor |
| Nils Nichols | ... | museum visitor |
| Andy Murphy | ... | museum visitor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Chico Escuela#10 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna#17 |