| Cold Opening | Pink Lady and Carl |
| Game Show | The Dating Zone |
| Musical Performance | "Who Will the Next Fool Be", "Third-Rate Romance" |
| Sketch | The Letter |
| Musical Performance | "Wondering Where the Lions Are" |
| Sketch | Dave's Variety Store |
| Film | Mr. Bill Goes to Jail |
| Sketch | Restaurant |
| Cold Opening | Pink Lady and Carl |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mie Live |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Kei Live |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Carl Sagan |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Marvin Hamlisch |
| Howard Johnson | ||
| Lou Marini | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Sanborn | ||
| Howard Shore |
| Game Show | The Dating Zone |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Iris de Flaminio |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jim Lange |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Shonda The Cat Lady |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Rod Serling |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Who Will the Next Fool Be", "Third-Rate Romance" |
| Sketch | The Letter |
| Bill Murray | ... | Frank |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Travers |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | Jeremy Travers |
| Tom Davis | ... | soldier |
| Sarah Paley | ... | nurse |
| Max Pross | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | Dave's Variety Store |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Parker |
| Garrett Morris | ... | customer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Pete |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Ruth |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Betty |
| Harry Shearer | ... | customer |
| Tom Davis | ... | customer |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Isaac Stern's nephew |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Restaurant |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Nadine |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | waiter |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |
| Cold Opening | Pink Lady and Carl |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mie Live |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Kei Live |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Carl Sagan |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Marvin Hamlisch |
| Cold Opening | Pink Lady and Carl |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mie Live |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Kei Live |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Carl Sagan |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Marvin Hamlisch |
| Howard Johnson | ||
| Lou Marini | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Sanborn | ||
| Howard Shore |
| Game Show | The Dating Zone |
| Bob Newhart | ... | Don Johnson |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Iris de Flaminio#2 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jim Lange |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Shonda The Cat Lady |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman#7 |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Rod Serling |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
♬Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - "Spanish Flea"
♬"The Twilight Zone" Theme
| Musical Performance | "Who Will the Next Fool Be", "Third-Rate Romance" |
| Sketch | The Letter |
| Bob Newhart | ... | Jonathan Jessup |
| Bill Murray | ... | Frank |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Travers |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | Jeremy Travers |
| Tom Davis | ... | soldier |
| Sarah Paley | ... | nurse |
| Max Pross | ... | soldier |
♬Eugene Ormandy & The Philadelphia Orchestra - "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
| Musical Performance | "Wondering Where the Lions Are" |
| Sketch | Dave's Variety Store |
| Bob Newhart | ... | Dave |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Parker |
| Garrett Morris | ... | customer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Pete |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Ruth |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Betty |
| Harry Shearer | ... | customer |
| Tom Davis | ... | customer |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Isaac Stern's nephew |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | customer |
| Film | Mr. Bill Goes to Jail |
| David Derickson | ... | Mr. Hands |
| Walter Williams | ... | Miss Sally Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Sketch | Restaurant |
| Bob Newhart | ... | Stan |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Nadine |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | waiter |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bob Newhart | 5 | ||||
| The Amazing Rhythm Aces | 1 | ||||
| Bruce Cockburn | 1 | ||||
| David Derickson | 1 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 1 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Harry Shearer | 3 | 2 | |||
| Peter Aykroyd | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | |||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Paul Shaffer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 3 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Sarah Paley | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Max Pross | 1 | ||||
| David Sanborn | 2 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 2 | ||||
| Liz Welch | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 2 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 52 | 2 | 6 | 4 |