| Sketch | Troff 'n' Brew |
| Steve Martin | ... | Bill |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | public address Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Ray Swangen |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | patron |
| Laraine Newman | ... | waitress |
| Gilda Radner | ... | waitress |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |