| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | Audience Questions |
| Show | Great Moments In Sports |
| Musical Performance | "So, So Satisfied" |
| Sketch | O.J.'s Record “Voodoo” |
| Show | E. Buzz Miller's Animal Kingdom |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Cost You Nothing" |
| Show | Celebrity Battle of the Sexes & Races |
| Sketch | Samurai Night Fever |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | friend |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | grandma |
| Gilda Radner | ... | date |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | dancer |
| Neil Levy | ... | dancer |
| Don Novello | ... | Carmine |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | dancer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
| Show | Great Moments In Sports |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | doctor |
| John Belushi | ... | Babe Ruth |
| Jane Curtin | ... | nurse |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hank Aaron |
| Bill Murray | ... | game announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | priest |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Bill Murray | ... | user |
| Laraine Newman | ... | user |
| Anne Beatts | ... | grandma |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Robert Stack /Cyrus Vance |
| John Belushi | ... | Ed Asner /Yasser Arafat |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Helen Hayes /Eva Dobrick |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Sherman Hemsley /Anwar Sadat |
| Bill Murray | ... | Tony Orlando /Egyptian commando leader |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie Boone /Lynn the stewardess |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Valerie Harper /Jehan Al Sadat |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer ReviewWoody Allen | |
| Laraine Newman |
Report from the Buffalo Bills locker room | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch | O.J.'s Record “Voodoo” |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | A.C. |
| John Belushi | ... | Reggie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ahmad |
| Bill Murray | ... | game announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | narrator Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Woobie |
| Bill Murray | ... | farmer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Show | E. Buzz Miller's Animal Kingdom |
| Show | Celebrity Battle of the Sexes & Races |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ronnie Gwynn /announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Phyllis George |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Leon Spinks |
| Bill Murray | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Duncan |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | maid |
| Show | E. Buzz Miller's Animal Kingdom |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | E. Buzz Miller#3 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Christy Christina#2 |
| Commercial |
| O.J. Simpson | ... | Andrew Young |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Robert Stack#1 /Cyrus Vance |
| John Belushi | ... | Ed Asner /Yasser Arafat |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Helen Hayes /Eva Dobrick |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Sherman Hemsley /Anwar Sadat |
| Bill Murray | ... | Tony Orlando#1 /Egyptian commando leader |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie Boone /Lynn the stewardess |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Valerie Harper#1 /Jehan Al Sadat |
| Show | Celebrity Battle of the Sexes & Races |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Phyllis George |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Leon Spinks#1 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Duncan#2 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Sketch | Samurai Night Fever |
| O.J. Simpson | ... | Joe |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | friend |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba#13 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | grandma |
| Gilda Radner | ... | date |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | dancer |
| Neil Levy | ... | dancer |
| Don Novello | ... | Carmine |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | dancer |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
♬Bee Gees - "Night Fever"
♬The Trammps - "Disco Inferno"
♬Bee Gees - "Stayin' Alive"
| Show | Great Moments In Sports |
| O.J. Simpson | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | doctor |
| John Belushi | ... | Babe Ruth |
| Jane Curtin | ... | nurse |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Hank Aaron |
| Bill Murray | ... | game announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | priest |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Bill Murray | ... | user |
| Laraine Newman | ... | user |
| Anne Beatts | ... | grandma |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| O.J. Simpson | ... | Andrew Young |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Robert Stack#1 /Cyrus Vance |
| John Belushi | ... | Ed Asner /Yasser Arafat |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Helen Hayes /Eva Dobrick |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Sherman Hemsley /Anwar Sadat |
| Bill Murray | ... | Tony Orlando#1 /Egyptian commando leader |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie Boone /Lynn the stewardess |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Valerie Harper#1 /Jehan Al Sadat |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer ReviewWoody Allen | |
| Laraine Newman |
Report from the Buffalo Bills locker room | |
| O.J. Simpson | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna#4 |
| Sketch | O.J.'s Record “Voodoo” |
| O.J. Simpson | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | A.C. |
| John Belushi | ... | Reggie |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ahmad |
| Bill Murray | ... | game announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| O.J. Simpson | ... | Mandingo |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | narrator Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Woobie |
| Bill Murray | ... | farmer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Show | E. Buzz Miller's Animal Kingdom |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | E. Buzz Miller#3 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Christy Christina#2 |
| Commercial |
| O.J. Simpson | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | teller |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Emily Litella#25 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Celebrity Battle of the Sexes & Races |
| O.J. Simpson | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ronnie Gwynn /announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Phyllis George |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Leon Spinks#1 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Duncan#2 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | maid |
♬The Brothers Johnson - "Thunder Thumbs And Lightnin' Licks"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| O.J. Simpson | 9 | 1 | |||
| Ashford & Simpson | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 9 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | 2 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | 3 | |||
| Bill Murray | 8 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 8 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 2 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 2 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 7 | 7 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 80 | 5 | 15 | 11 |