| Cold Opening | Brezhnev Deal |
| Monologue | “The Castration Walk” |
| Musical Performance | "Kiss & Say Goodbye" |
| Show | You've Come A Long Way, Buddy |
| Sketch | Nick Summers |
| Film | Sport Violence |
| Musical Performance | "Heart Like a Wheel" |
| Sketch | 24 Hour Bank |
| Musical Performance | "I'm Not Anyone" |
| Film | Clown Doll |
| Cold Opening | Brezhnev Deal |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | colonel |
| John Belushi | ... | Leonid Brezhnev Live |
| Bill Murray | ... | Phil |
| Gilda Radner | ... | secretary |
| Neil Levy | ... | aide |
| Show | You've Come A Long Way, Buddy |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ted Meyers |
| John Belushi | ... | Sam Montgomery |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Bob Lewis |
| Bill Murray | ... | Roy Matthews |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray |
Report on the cleanup of NYC's porn-infested areas | |
| Laraine Newman |
Report on Howdy Doody's funeral | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Debbie Doody |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryWeather |
| Sketch | Nick Summers |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Joe Red Sky |
| John Belushi | ... | Gunner Alquist |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Campbell |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Alquist |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Jane |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | bartender |
| Karen Roston | ... | patron |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ... | Shelley |
| Commercial |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Joan Crawford |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Eldo Johnson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Kenny Rolston |
| Sketch | Natural Causes Restaurant |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jason |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Chloe |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Elaine Melcher |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead#4 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead#4 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Merkon#1 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead#4 |
| Sketch | Nick Summers |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Joe Red Sky#1 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick#1 |
| Howard Shore | ... | Shelley#1 |
| Cold Opening | Brezhnev Deal |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Herb Goodman#2 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | colonel |
| John Belushi | ... | Leonid Brezhnev Live |
| Bill Murray | ... | Phil |
| Gilda Radner | ... | secretary |
| Neil Levy | ... | aide |
| Monologue | “The Castration Walk” |
| Elliott Gould | ||
| John Belushi | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Elliott Gould | ... | phone repairman |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead#4 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead#4 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Merkon#1 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead#4 |
| Show | You've Come A Long Way, Buddy |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Craig |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ted Meyers |
| John Belushi | ... | Sam Montgomery |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Bob Lewis |
| Bill Murray | ... | Roy Matthews |
♬Beethoven - "Symphony No. 5"
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray |
Report on the cleanup of NYC's porn-infested areas | |
| Laraine Newman |
Report on Howdy Doody's funeral | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Debbie Doody#1 |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryWeather |
| Sketch | Nick Summers |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Skeeter Miller |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Joe Red Sky#1 |
| John Belushi | ... | Gunner Alquist |
| Bill Murray | ... | Nick#1 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Campbell |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Alquist |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Jane |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | bartender |
| Karen Roston | ... | patron |
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ... | Shelley#1 |
| Commercial |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Joan Crawford#1 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Eldo Johnson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Kenny Rolston |
| Sketch | Natural Causes Restaurant |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Shelly Melcher |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jason#2 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Chloe#2 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Elaine Melcher |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elliott Gould | 6 | 1 | |||
| Roslyn Kind | 1 | ||||
| The McGarrigle Sisters | 2 | ||||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 1 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 3 | |||
| John Belushi | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Murray | 6 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | 2 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 1 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Elliott Randall | 1 | ||||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | 1 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 11 | 2 | 3 |
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