| Cold Opening | Control Room |
| Sketch | Ask President Carter |
| Sketch | Amy's Bedtime Story |
| Show | “That's True, You're Absolutely Right” |
| Musical Performance | "One I Love You" |
| Miscellaneous | Improvisation |
| Commercial | “Gidget's Disease” |
| Sketch | Romance |
| Film | Baton |
| Musical Performance | "City of One-Night Stands" |
| Film | Robert Altman |
| Cold Opening | Control Room |
| Dan Aykroyd | Live | |
| John Belushi | Live | |
| Jane Curtin | Live | |
| Garrett Morris | Live | |
| Bill Murray | Live | |
| Laraine Newman | Live | |
| Gilda Radner | Live | |
| Pete Fatovich | ||
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Heino Ripp | ||
| Dave Wilson |
| Commercial |
| John Belushi | ... | customer |
| Jane Curtin | ... | customer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | employee |
| Bill Murray | ... | customer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | employee |
| Gilda Radner | ... | employee |
| Jim Downey | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Ask President Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Dr. Midnight /caller Voice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Horbath /caller Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Peter Elton /caller Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Amy's Bedtime Story |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Muhammad Ali |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Commentary on endangered feces |
| Commercial | “Gidget's Disease” |
| Jane Curtin | ... | spokesperson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Binkie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Bootsie |
| Show | Bad Playhouse |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Mike Mulay |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Christina Malfey |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Ask President Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#12 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon#4 Voice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite#1 |
| Sketch | Amy's Bedtime Story |
| Sissy Spacek | ... | Amy Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#13 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mary Fitzpatrick |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite#2 |
| Cold Opening | Control Room |
| Sissy Spacek | Live | |
| Dan Aykroyd | Live | |
| John Belushi | Live | |
| Jane Curtin | Live | |
| Garrett Morris | Live | |
| Bill Murray | Live | |
| Laraine Newman | Live | |
| Gilda Radner | Live | |
| Pete Fatovich | ||
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| Heino Ripp | ||
| Dave Wilson |
| Commercial |
| John Belushi | ... | customer |
| Jane Curtin | ... | customer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | employee |
| Bill Murray | ... | customer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | employee |
| Gilda Radner | ... | employee |
| Jim Downey | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Ask President Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#12 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon#4 Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Dr. Midnight /caller Voice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite#1 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Mrs. Horbath /caller Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Peter Elton /caller Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Amy's Bedtime Story |
| Sissy Spacek | ... | Amy Carter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#13 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mary Fitzpatrick |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite#2 |
| Joe Dicso |
| Show | “That's True, You're Absolutely Right” |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ... | Dr. Alan Ross |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Muhammad Ali |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella#18
Commentary on endangered feces |
| Commercial | “Gidget's Disease” |
| Sissy Spacek | ... | Luffie |
| Jane Curtin | ... | spokesperson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Binkie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Bootsie |
| Show | Bad Playhouse |
| Sissy Spacek | ... | Geneveve Venus |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell#1 |
| John Belushi | ... | Mike Mulay |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman#1 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Christina Malfey |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sissy Spacek | 10 | 1 | |||
| Richard Baskin | 2 | ||||
| Keith Carradine | 1 | ||||
| Shelley Duvall | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | |
| John Belushi | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | 2 | |||
| Bill Murray | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 6 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Pete Fatovich | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Heino Ripp | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 3 | 8 | 8 |
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