Weekend Update

1998-2000
Colin Quinn

"That's my story and I'm stickin' to it."

Brian Fellow
Cinder Calhoun
Collette Reardon
David Mack Wilson
Dominican Lou
Gunner Olsen
Jacob Silj
Jasper Hahn
Joy Lipton
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Alan Keyes
Amy Fisher
Angelina Jolie
Benjamin Netanyahu
Bill Clinton
Billy Bob Thornton
Billy Dee Williams
Bobby Knight
Elizabeth Dole
George W. Bush
Harry Caray
James Haven Voight
Jerry Falwell
Jerry Seinfeld
Jesse Jackson
John McCain
John Rocker
Marla Maples
Monica Lewinsky
O.J. Simpson
Reggie White
Stevie Wonder
Vernon Jordan
Yasser Arafat