| Musical Sketch | Bus Milk “Port Authority Duane Reade” |
| John Mulaney | ... | Smith /manager |
| Pete Davidson | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | RFK Jr. bear |
| Mikey Day | ... | soldier |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | customer |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | twink |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | shampoo |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | bum |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | bum |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | possum |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | traveler |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | possum |
| Devon Walker | ... | Eric Adams#2 |
| Bowen Yang | ... | bus driver |
| Emil Wakim | ... | Jewish Christopher Columbus |
| Jane Wickline | ... | milk carton |