| Cold Opening | Oscars Red Carpet Show |
| Mikey Day | ... | Colin Farrell |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | reporter |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Jamie Lee Curtis |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Maria Menounos or Kit Hoover Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Mike Tyson |
| Bowen Yang | ... | George Santos |
| Marcello Hernández | ... | Mario Lopez Live |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Brendan Gleeson |
| Michael Longfellow | ... | Pinocchio |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Jewish acting coach |
| Devon Walker | ... | reporter |
| Jana Bernard | ... | guest |