| Sketch | Guidance Counselors |
| Selena Gomez | ... | Nene Seeps |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | teacher |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | student |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | student |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Mrs. Barbazar |
| Chris Redd | ... | student |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | student |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Mr. Barbazar |
| Jake Nordwind | ... | Sal The Spooked Horse |