| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Colin Jost |
Joke: Mitch McConnellWatching a poor family get evicted on Christmas Eve | |
| Kate McKinnon | ... |
Liz Cheney
Commentary on losing her leadership position |
| Andrew Dismukes |
Commentary on his great-grandmother | |
| Beck Bennett | ... |
Bob Baffert
Commentary on his horse testing positive for steroids |