| Sketch | Women's Theatre |
| Regina King | ... | performer |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | performer |
| Mikey Day | ... | teacher |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | teacher |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | performer |
| Chris Redd | ... | student |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Molly |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Curtis |
| Laura Guzman | ... | student |