| Musical Sketch | Diner Lobster |
| John Mulaney | ... | waiter |
| Beck Bennett | ... | singer |
| Pete Davidson | ... | patron |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Clawsette |
| Cecily Strong | ... | cook#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | lobster#1 |
| Mikey Day | ... | waiter |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | singer |
| Alex Moffat | ... | singer |
| Luke Null | ... | waiter |
| Chris Redd | ... | patron |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | singer |