| Sketch |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Sue |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | mother |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | guest |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Paul |
| Leslie Jones | ... | guest |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Cecily Strong | ... | sister |
| Mikey Day | ... | guest |
| Alex Moffat | ... | boyfriend |
⁕The pillow that Kristen Wiig "eats" accidentally falls out of her mouth, and she quickly puts it back in.