| Show |
| Louis C.K. | ... | chief |
| Kurt Kelly | ... | announcer Voice |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Velvy O'Malley#1 /Chubbina Fatzarelli |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Dutch Plains#1 /Les Dykawitz |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | bartender |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Peter Austin Noto | ... | thug |
♬Orchestra Heinz Kiessling - "The Big Rippoff"