| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Film | Ooh Child |
| Show | Scandal |
| Show | What's Poppin' “That's A Rap” |
| Show | What Are You Even Doing? You're Being Crazy |
| Musical Performance | "Graceless" |
| Sketch | Jewelry Party “Men's Rights Activist” |
| Show | Pimpin' Pimpin' Pimpin' With Katt Williams Oscar Edition |
| Musical Performance | "I Need My Girl" |
| Film | Planning |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Ooh Child |
| Taran Killam | ... | Mike |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | GPS Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | guy |
| Show | Scandal |
| Taran Killam | ... | President Grant |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Abby |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Harrison |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Quinn |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Huck |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Olivia |
| Show | What's Poppin' “That's A Rap” |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Elaine |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Lil' Taint Anthony |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Sue |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | LeGod Williams |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Jerry |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | N'kaysha Gniles Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Shoshanna /snake |
| Taran Killam | ... | Adam Driver /Adam |
| Beck Bennett | ... | God Voice |
| Show | What Are You Even Doing? You're Being Crazy |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brett |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Marissa |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Rogan |
| Weekend Update |
| Cecily Strong | ||
| Colin Jost | ||
| Taran Killam | ... |
Matthew McConaughey
Commentary on "True Detective" |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Putin's Best Friend From Growing Up |
| Sketch | Jewelry Party “Men's Rights Activist” |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Claire |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | guest |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Marisol |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Bruce |
| Show | Pimpin' Pimpin' Pimpin' With Katt Williams Oscar Edition |
| Taran Killam | ... | Harrison Ford |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Katt Williams |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | police officer |
| Noël Wells | ... | Lena Dunham |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Jared Leto |
| Show | Pimpin' Pimpin' Pimpin' With Katt Williams Oscar Edition |
| Lena Dunham | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Taran Killam | ... | Harrison Ford |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Katt Williams#2 |
| Noël Wells | ... | Lena Dunham |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Jared Leto |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Liam Neeson | Live | |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama#18 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Anthony Rocco Cavaleri | ... | guy |
| Peter Austin Noto | ... | guy |
| Film | Ooh Child |
| Lena Dunham | ... | girl |
| Taran Killam | ... | Mike |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | GPS Voice |
| Cecily Strong | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | guy |
♬The Five Stairsteps - "O-o-h Child"
| Show | Scandal |
| Lena Dunham | ... | Kelsey |
| Taran Killam | ... | President Grant |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Abby |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Harrison |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Quinn |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Huck |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Olivia |
| Show | What's Poppin' “That's A Rap” |
| Lena Dunham | ... | Ruth |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Elaine |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Lil' Taint Anthony |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Sue |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | LeGod Williams |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Jerry |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | N'kaysha Gniles Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Lena Dunham | ... | Eve |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Shoshanna /snake |
| Taran Killam | ... | Adam Driver /Adam |
| Beck Bennett | ... | God Voice |
| Show | What Are You Even Doing? You're Being Crazy |
| Lena Dunham | ... | Brendal |
| Jon Hamm | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Brett |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Marissa |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Rogan |
| Weekend Update |
| Cecily Strong | ||
| Colin Jost | ||
| Taran Killam | ... |
Matthew McConaughey#1 Commentary on "True Detective" |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Putin's Best Friend From Growing Up#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Putin's Best Friend From Growing Up#1 |
| Sketch | Jewelry Party “Men's Rights Activist” |
| Lena Dunham | ... | guest |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Claire |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | guest |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Marisol |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Bruce |
⁕Lena Dunham has trouble reading a line and ad-libs "I am so upset right now."
| Show | Pimpin' Pimpin' Pimpin' With Katt Williams Oscar Edition |
| Lena Dunham | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Taran Killam | ... | Harrison Ford |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Katt Williams#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | police officer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Noël Wells | ... | Lena Dunham |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Jared Leto |
⁕In response to a loud audience reaction, Jay Pharoah ad-libs "Oh, shut it up!"
♬Dieter Reith - "Too Loose for Blues"
| Film | Planning |
| Beck Bennett | ... | guy |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | guy |
| Brooks Wheelan | ... | Ryan |
♬"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Theme
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lena Dunham | 8 | 1 | |||
| The National | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jon Hamm | 1 | ||||
| Liam Neeson | 1 | ||||
| Vanessa Bayer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 3 | ||||
| Taran Killam | 5 | 3 | |||
| Kate McKinnon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 2 | ||||
| Nasim Pedrad | 2 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 4 | 2 | |||
| Cecily Strong | 5 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Beck Bennett | 3 | 1 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| John Milhiser | |||||
| Kyle Mooney | 2 | ||||
| Mike O'Brien | 2 | ||||
| Noël Wells | 1 | 1 | |||
| Brooks Wheelan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Sasheer Zamata | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Anthony Rocco Cavaleri | 1 | ||||
| Peter Austin Noto | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 2 | 8 | 5 | 1 |