| Sketch | The Christmas Whistle |
| John Goodman | ... | father |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | grandmother |
| Taran Killam | ... | Bartholomew |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Frances |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | son |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Salvatore /neighbor Voice |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | daughter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |