February 9, 2013#1
| Cold Opening | Super Bowl XLVII |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dimitri |
| Taran Killam | ... | Steve Tasker |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Shannon Sharpe |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Bill Cowher |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dan Marino |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | James Brown (II) Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |