| Commercial |
| Adam Levine | ... | Salvatore |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Paulie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Silvio |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tony |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Janice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Carmela DeAngelis |
| Tim Robinson | ... | teacher |
| Cecily Strong | ... | guidance counselor |
| Cecily Strong | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan Wong | ... | student |