| Fred Armisen |
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guy who brought props that only make sense to him |
| Vanessa Bayer |
... |
woman who's sobbing before anyone's started speaking |
| Aidy Bryant |
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woman who's just walking around |
| Bill Hader |
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straight guy they keep cutting to whenever someone mentions gay marriage |
| Taran Killam |
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guy who's dancing to no music whatsoever |
| Kate McKinnon |
... |
thin woman with way too much arm flab |
| Bobby Moynihan |
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kid who is not so cute |
| Nasim Pedrad |
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Middle Eastern woman they keep cutting to whenever someone mentions Hispanics |
| Jay Pharoah |
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guy who didn't know there'd be balloons |
| Tim Robinson |
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guy who's had just the tip of his penis out this whole time |
| Jason Sudeikis |
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Joe Biden
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| Kenan Thompson |
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guy who's pretending he wasn't just asleep |
| Steve Higgins |
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announcer Voice |