| Cold Opening | Democratic Rally |
| Show | Sex After 50 |
| Sketch | Lids |
| Musical Performance | "Thinkin Bout You" |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| Sketch | First Date |
| Musical Performance | "Pyramids" |
| Cold Opening | Democratic Rally |
| Fred Armisen | ... | emcee |
| Taran Killam | ... | Paul Ryan |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Commercial |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dan Whitehead |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Raymond McCoy |
| Adam Epstein | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Sex After 50 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rodger Brush |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sheila Sheath |
| Bill Hader | ... | Leonard |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Wayne Sheath |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Connie Judith Eame |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Mark |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dr. Lene Burrows Fashunta Still |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | theatregoer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Clint Eastwood |
| Taran Killam | ... | theatregoer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | theatregoer |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | theatregoer |
| Tim Robinson | ... | theatregoer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Lids |
| Bill Hader | ... | Noh Hong-cheol |
| Taran Killam | ... | Yoo Jae-Suk |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Psy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | dancer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Topher |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Rodney |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | dancer |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | June Shannon |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Alana Thompson |
| Cecily Strong | ... |
Mimi Morales Commentary on Latino voters |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Joel |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Howell |
| Taran Killam | ... | Pine |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Wilkinson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Monroe |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Richards |
| Sketch | First Date |
| Fred Armisen | ... | robber |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gale |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | friend |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | patron |
| Tim Robinson | ... | friend |
| Cold Opening | Democratic Rally |
| Taran Killam | ... | Paul Ryan |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Weekend Update |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | June Shannon |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Alana Thompson |
| Seth MacFarlane | ... |
Ryan Lochte
Preview of the fall TV season |
| Cold Opening | Democratic Rally |
| Fred Armisen | ... | emcee |
| Taran Killam | ... | Paul Ryan |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney |
| Bob Greenberg | ... | supporter |
| Takako Haywood | ... | supporter |
| Commercial |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dan Whitehead |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Raymond McCoy |
| Adam Epstein | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Sex After 50 |
| Seth MacFarlane | ... | Junior Grunions |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Rodger Brush |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Sheila Sheath |
| Bill Hader | ... | Leonard |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Wayne Sheath |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Connie Judith Eame |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Mark |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dr. Lene Burrows Fashunta Still |
| Commercial |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | theatregoer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Clint Eastwood |
| Taran Killam | ... | theatregoer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | theatregoer |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | theatregoer |
| Tim Robinson | ... | theatregoer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Lids |
| Seth MacFarlane | ... | Deacon |
| Psy | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | Noh Hong-cheol |
| Taran Killam | ... | Yoo Jae-Suk |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Psy |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | dancer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Topher |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Rodney |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | dancer |
♬Psy - "Gangnam Style"
| Sketch |
| Seth MacFarlane | ... | instructor |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Bonnie |
| Bill Hader | ... | Anthony Peter Coleman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Jeff |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | June Shannon |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Alana Thompson |
| Seth MacFarlane | ... |
Ryan Lochte
Preview of the fall TV season |
| Cecily Strong | ... |
Mimi Morales Commentary on Latino voters |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Joel |
| Sketch | Drill Sergeant |
| Seth MacFarlane | ... | Brock |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Howell |
| Taran Killam | ... | Pine |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Wilkinson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Monroe |
| Tim Robinson | ... | Richards |
| Sketch | First Date |
| Seth MacFarlane | ... | Ryan |
| Fred Armisen | ... | robber |
| Bill Hader | ... | Gale |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | friend |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | patron |
| Tim Robinson | ... | friend |
| Jimmy T. Martin | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Seth MacFarlane | 9 | 1 | |||
| Frank Ocean | 2 | ||||
| Psy | 1 | ||||
| John Mayer | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Vanessa Bayer | 5 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Taran Killam | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 6 | 2 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 2 | ||||
| Jay Pharoah | 4 | 2 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 6 | 1 | |||
| Aidy Bryant | 1 | ||||
| Kate McKinnon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Robinson | 5 | ||||
| Cecily Strong | 2 | 1 | |||
| Adam Epstein | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Bob Greenberg | 1 | ||||
| Takako Haywood | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy T. Martin | 1 | ||||
| 70 | 4 | 12 | 4 | 1 |