| Sketch | Woodridge High |
| Josh Brolin | ... | Dr. Failer |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Katie |
| Abby Elliott | ... | student |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Russell |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brett |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Donovan |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Stacey |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Eric Adler |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | student |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | witch |