| Cold Opening | Fox Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Targalack Romney |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith#4 Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tanner Romney |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tic Tac Romney |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kid Rock |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney#10 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Ann Romney#1 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Tagg Romney#1 |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Tigget Romney |