| Sketch | Hogwarts Academy |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Harry Potter |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Hermione |
| Bill Hader | ... | Professor Snape |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Hagrid |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | student |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Minerva McGonagall#2 |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Luna Lovegood |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Malfoy |
| Taran Killam | ... | Ron |