| Sketch | X27B Theater |
| Daniel Radcliffe | ... | Brandon |
| Fred Armisen | ... | husband |
| Abby Elliott | ... | audience member |
| Bill Hader | ... | Uncle Dylan |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | audience member |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | grandma |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | wife |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | audience member |
| Paul Brittain | ... | host |
| Taran Killam | ... | audience member |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | audience member |