| Commercial |
| Ben Stiller | ... | dealer |
| Emily Robinson | ... | daughter |
| Fred Armisen | ... | coach |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Jonah Hill /manager |
| Paul Brittain | ... | player |
| Taran Killam | ... | Brad Pitt /coach |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | player |
| David Boston | ... | coach |
| Jimmy T. Martin | ... | player |