| Sketch | Mort Mort Feingold: Accountant For The Stars |
| Ryan Phillippe | ... | Robert Pattinson |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Shaun White |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Susan Boyle |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Mort Mort Feingold |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Kristen Stewart |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mel Gibson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Tyler Perry |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Kate Gosselin |