| Sketch |
| Zach Galifianakis | ... | Father Yankovich |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Vogelcheck#3 |
| Will Forte | ... | grandfather |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dwayne Vogelcheck#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | pastor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Vogelcheck#3 |
| Abby Elliott | ... | mourner |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ronnie |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Shelley |
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | ... | mourner |
| Guy Veryzer | ... | mourner |