December 12, 2009S35E9 #667
| Host: | Taylor Lautner |
| Musical Guest: | Bon Jovi |
| Cold Opening | Adulterers Press Conference |
| Sketch | Rose Bowl Promo |
| Sketch | Surprise |
| Sketch | Show Choir |
| Musical Performance | "Superman Tonight" |
| Sketch | Lab Partners |
| Sketch | Eternal Spark of Love |
| Musical Performance | "When We Were Beautiful" |
| Cold Opening | Adulterers Press Conference |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Ensign |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mark Sanford Live |
| Monologue |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Reba McEntire |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kanye West Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Taylor Swift Voice |
| Sketch | Rose Bowl Promo |
| Bill Hader | ... | director |
| Andy Samberg | ... | player |
| Jenny Slate | ... | assistant |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus Hastings |
| Sketch | Surprise |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Ashley |
| Will Forte | ... | friend |
| Bill Hader | ... | friend |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | mother |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | father |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Sue |
| Commercial | PGA Tour |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | executive |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tim Finchem |
| Sketch | Show Choir |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Joyce |
| Will Forte | ... | principal |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Trevor |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Rachel |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dana |
| Commercial | PGA Tour |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | executive |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tim Finchem |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Mistress Number Fifteen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith |
| Sketch | Lab Partners |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Armstrong |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | student |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | student |
| Andy Samberg | ... | student |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Ellie |
| Alan Wong | ... | student |
| Commercial | PGA Tour |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | executive |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tim Finchem |
| Cold Opening | Adulterers Press Conference |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Ensign |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mark Sanford Live |
| Cold Opening | Adulterers Press Conference |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Ensign |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mark Sanford Live |
| Monologue |
| Taylor Lautner | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Reba McEntire |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kanye West Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Taylor Swift Voice |
| Sketch | Rose Bowl Promo |
| Taylor Lautner | ... | Phil Pomeroy |
| Bill Hader | ... | director |
| Andy Samberg | ... | player |
| Jenny Slate | ... | assistant |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Marcus Hastings |
| Sketch | Surprise |
| Taylor Lautner | ... | Alex |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Ashley |
| Will Forte | ... | friend |
| Bill Hader | ... | friend |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | mother |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | father |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Sue |
| Commercial | PGA Tour |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | executive |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tim Finchem |
| Sketch | Show Choir |
| Taylor Lautner | ... | Mekosh |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Joyce |
| Will Forte | ... | principal |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Trevor |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Rachel |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dana |
| Commercial | PGA Tour |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | executive |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tim Finchem |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Mistress Number Fifteen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith |
| Sketch | Lab Partners |
| Taylor Lautner | ... | Mariana |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Armstrong |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | student |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | student |
| Andy Samberg | ... | student |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Ellie |
| Alan Wong | ... | student |
| Commercial | PGA Tour |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | executive |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tim Finchem |
| Sketch | Eternal Spark of Love |
| Taylor Lautner | ... | Steven |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Kendra |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | narrator |
| Commercial | Doorbells And More |
| Taylor Lautner | ... | actor |
| Fred Armisen | ... | actor |
| Abby Elliott | ... | actress |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | actor |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | actress |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Tina Tina Chanuse |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Taylor Lautner | 7 | ||||
| Bon Jovi | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Abby Elliott | 4 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 5 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | ||||
| Jenny Slate | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 4 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Alan Wong | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 9 | 6 | 6 |