| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby
Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Emily Spivey | ... | Mrs. Jonathan Littell Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy
Commentary on being fired from her movie |
⁕In reruns, the Brittany Murphy commentary is removed in light of her recent death.