| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Film | Shy Ronnie |
| Musical Performance | "Russian Roulette" |
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Musical Performance | "Hard" |
| Sketch | Potato Chip |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bill Hader | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Janice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ronnie Carter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | patron |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Donna Saint Louis |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sal |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lenny Leoni |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Chandelier's mom |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Big Nick |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Gossip Girl Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan Still |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby
Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Emily Spivey | ... | Mrs. Jonathan Littell Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy
Commentary on being fired from her movie |
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings |
| Abby Elliott | ... | customer |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Blaze |
| Bill Hader | ... | Chris Hansen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guard |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guard |
| Doug Abeles | ... | suspect Still |
| Sketch | Potato Chip |
| Will Forte | ... | Mr. Greenblatt |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Marshall T. Boudreaux /Mr. Aymong |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Jonathan Castillo | ... | spectator |
| Bill Corsair | ... | spectator |
| Ernie Lively | ... | spectator |
| Chala Savino | ... | spectator |
| Film | Shy Ronnie |
| Drew Beasley | ... | student |
| Joshua King | ... | student |
| Eliana Shaskan | ... | student |
| Alexandria Suarez | ... | student |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal#3 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef#4 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker#2 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo#2 |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink#2 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle#2 |
| Commercial |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak#1 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan#1 Still |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster#1 |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#20 Live |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden#12 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Show |
| Blake Lively | ... | Elin Nordegren |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Wolf Blitzer#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Tiger Woods#1 |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby#5 Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy Commentary on being fired from her movie |
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Blake Lively | ... | Cher |
| Bill Hader | ... | Chris Hansen |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman#2 |
| Cold Opening | White House Crashers |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#20 Live |
| Will Forte | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Bill Hader | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joe Biden#12 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michaele Salahi Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Tareq Salahi Live |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Monologue |
| Blake Lively | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal#3 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef#4 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Fozzie#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Beaker#2 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Gonzo#2 |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Janice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ronnie Carter |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | patron |
| Show | Vagisil Superstars of Bowling Tournament 1989 |
| Blake Lively | ... | Michelle Rayburn-Gene |
| Will Forte | ... | Greg Stink#2 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Pete Twinkle#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Donna Saint Louis |
| Jonathan Castillo | ... | spectator |
| Bill Corsair | ... | spectator |
| Ernie Lively | ... | spectator |
| Chala Savino | ... | spectator |
| Show |
| Blake Lively | ... | Elin Nordegren |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Wolf Blitzer#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Tiger Woods#1 |
| Film | Shy Ronnie |
| Rihanna | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Shy Ronnie#1 |
| Drew Beasley | ... | student |
| Joshua King | ... | student |
| Eliana Shaskan | ... | student |
| Alexandria Suarez | ... | student |
| Commercial |
| Blake Lively | ... | Chandelier Martini |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sal |
| Bill Hader | ... | Lenny Leoni |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Chandelier's mom |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Big Nick |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | friend |
| Jenny Slate | ... | Gossip Girl Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | DJ Super Soak#1 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ass Dan#1 Still |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Lil Blaster#1 |
| Jorma Taccone | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Bill Cosby#5 Commentary on his hip-hop album |
| Emily Spivey | ... | Mrs. Jonathan Littell Still |
| Abby Elliott | ... |
Brittany Murphy Commentary on being fired from her movie |
⁕In reruns, the Brittany Murphy commentary is removed in light of her recent death.
| Sketch | Skirt Shopping |
| Blake Lively | ... | daughter |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings#5 |
| Abby Elliott | ... | customer |
⁕Kenan Thompson's right earring accidentally falls off.
♬Marc Annaloro & Patrick Maarek - "Jazzy Groove"
| Show | Late Night With Chris Hansen |
| Blake Lively | ... | Cher |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Blaze |
| Bill Hader | ... | Chris Hansen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Keanu Reeves |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Philip Seymour Hoffman#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guard |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guard |
| Doug Abeles | ... | suspect Still |
| Martin Ewens | ... | guitarist |
| Sketch | Potato Chip |
| Blake Lively | ... | Janelda |
| Will Forte | ... | Mr. Greenblatt |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Marshall T. Boudreaux#1 /Mr. Aymong |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Jason Sudeikis's hand is seen retrieving his "regurgitated" potato chip from the green cup on the desk.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blake Lively | 7 | 2 | |||
| Rihanna | 3 | ||||
| Young Jeezy | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 9 | 4 | 3 | 1 | |
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Nasim Pedrad | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jenny Slate | 2 | 1 | |||
| Doug Abeles | 1 | 1 | |||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | 1 | |||
| Drew Beasley | 1 | ||||
| Jonathan Castillo | 1 | ||||
| Bill Corsair | 1 | ||||
| Martin Ewens | 1 | ||||
| Joshua King | 1 | ||||
| Ernie Lively | 1 | ||||
| Chala Savino | 1 | ||||
| Eliana Shaskan | 1 | ||||
| Alexandria Suarez | 1 | ||||
| 75 | 14 | 15 | 4 | 3 |
Guest Photos
Host Bumpers
Musical Guest Bumpers