| Cold Opening | End Of An Era |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joe Trippi |
| Will Forte | ... | Brit Hume |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Glenn Beck |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Juan Williams |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Greta Van Susteren Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Karl Rove |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |