| Monologue |
| Drew Barrymore | ||
| Abby Elliott | ... | Gertrude Barrymore |
| Bill Hader | ... | John Barrymore |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | actor |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | girl |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Cecil Barrymore |
| Jenny Slate | ... | girl |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Darius Barrymore |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Ethel Barrymore |