| Cold Opening | Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting |
| Sketch | The Oldest Jonas |
| Film | Property of the Queen |
| Musical Performance | "Tonight" |
| Show | Vincent Price's Valentine's Day Special |
| Sketch | Scheduling |
| Musical Performance | "Video Girl" |
| Sketch | Wii Guys |
| Cold Opening | Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting |
| Will Forte | ... | Dave |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mitch McConnell Live |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Eric |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tom |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | panelist |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | audience member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | audience member |
| Show |
| Will Forte | ... | Brandon |
| Bill Hader | ... | Brendan |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Braden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kenneth |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jacqueline Seka |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Barbara Lanka |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Toni Ward |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Property of the Queen |
| Will Forte | ... | band member |
| Bill Hader | ... | wizard |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | band member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | band member |
| Commercial |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sir Mix-A-Lot |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Becky |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | employee |
| Casey Wilson | ... | customer |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Oscar Rogers |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Angelina Jolie |
| Michaela Watkins | ... |
Angie Tempura
Commentary on the Oscar nominees |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joaquin Phoenix |
| Show | Vincent Price's Valentine's Day Special |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Liberace |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Price |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Carol Channing |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | First Coughs: Mastering The Art Of Foreshadowing Your Character's Death |
| Fred Armisen | ... | actor |
| Will Forte | ... | actor |
| Bill Hader | ... | actor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | actor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | actor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | actor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | actress |
| Show |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Kiki Deamore#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kenneth#3 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jacqueline Seka#3 |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Toni Ward#3 |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Oscar Rogers#3 |
| Michaela Watkins | ... |
Angie Tempura#1
Commentary on the Oscar nominees |
| Cold Opening | Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | John Boehner |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mitch McConnell Live |
| Show | Vincent Price's Valentine's Day Special |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Richard Burton |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Liberace#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Price#4 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Carol Channing |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| Cold Opening | Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | John Boehner |
| Will Forte | ... | Dave |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mitch McConnell Live |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Eric |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Tom |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | panelist |
⁕Dan Aykroyd did not appear at dress rehearsal. John Boehner was played by Alec Baldwin.
| Monologue |
| Alec Baldwin | ||
| Jack McBrayer | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | audience member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | audience member |
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Blaine Bagby |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Kiki Deamore#3 |
| Will Forte | ... | Brandon |
| Bill Hader | ... | Brendan |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Braden |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Kenneth#3 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jacqueline Seka#3 |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Barbara Lanka |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Toni Ward#3 |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The Jonas Brothers played the women's boyfriends at dress rehearsal.
| Film | Property of the Queen |
| Jonas Brothers | ||
| Will Forte | ... | band member |
| Bill Hader | ... | wizard |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | band member |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | band member |
| Commercial |
| Will Forte | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sir Mix-A-Lot#1 |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Becky |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | employee |
| Casey Wilson | ... | customer |
| Lauren Reeves | ... | girl Still |
| Chala Savino | ... | girl Still |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Oscar Rogers#3 |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Angelina Jolie#2 |
| Michaela Watkins | ... |
Angie Tempura#1
Commentary on the Oscar nominees |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Joaquin Phoenix |
| Show | Vincent Price's Valentine's Day Special |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Richard Burton |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Liberace#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Price#4 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Carol Channing |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Scheduling |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Troy |
| Will Forte | ... | Carl#2 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jerry#2 |
| Sketch | Wii Guys |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | father |
| Bill Hader | ... | son |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | son |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | mother |
| Commercial |
| Fatima Ptacek | ... | daughter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | father |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | mother |
| Commercial | First Coughs: Mastering The Art Of Foreshadowing Your Character's Death |
| Alec Baldwin | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | actor |
| Will Forte | ... | actor |
| Bill Hader | ... | actor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | actor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | actor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | actor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | actress |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 7 | 1 | |||
| Jonas Brothers | 4 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 1 | 1 | |||
| Alia Baldwin | 1 | ||||
| Hailey Baldwin | 1 | ||||
| Cameron Diaz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack McBrayer | 1 | ||||
| Fatima Ptacek | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 6 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bobby Moynihan | 3 | ||||
| Michaela Watkins | 3 | 1 | |||
| Casey Wilson | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lauren Reeves | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chala Savino | 1 | 1 | |||
| 71 | 9 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
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