| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Bernie Madoff#1 Response to allegations |
| Jessica Conrad | ... | Jen Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Grimes#3 |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Larry The Goose#1
Report on the Hudson River accident |
⁕Judy Grimes's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕Larry The Goose's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.