| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Vice President Dick Cheney: The Final Interview |
| Show | Da Learnin' Train |
| Sketch | Aladdin Anniversary |
| Film | A Couple of Homies |
| Musical Performance | "Mykonos" |
| Show | La Policia Mexicana |
| Musical Performance | "Blue Ridge Mountains" |
| Show | Good Excuse! |
| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Vice President Dick Cheney: The Final Interview |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Diane Sawyer Live |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | applicant |
| Will Forte | ... | applicant |
| Bill Hader | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | employee |
| Andy Samberg | ... | applicant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | applicant |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | applicant |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | applicant |
| Abby Elliott | ... | applicant |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | applicant |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | employee |
| Casey Wilson | ... | applicant |
| Show | Da Learnin' Train |
| Fred Armisen | ... | mailman |
| Will Forte | ... | K |
| Bill Hader | ... | deejay |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jesse |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Harry Connick Jr. |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Riznatch |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Dominique |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Hector |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | Guantanamo Bay Going Out Of Business Sale “Gitmo” |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David |
| Sketch |
| Will Forte | ... | Mr. Dillon |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sam Jeffers |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Gilly |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Liam |
| Casey Wilson | ... | teacher |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Bernie Madoff
Response to allegations |
| Jessica Conrad | ... | Jen Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Grimes |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Larry The Goose
Report on the Hudson River accident |
| Show | La Policia Mexicana |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Carloz Ruiz /Rafael |
| Bill Hader | ... | Roberto Gonzalez /El Jefe |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Miguel |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Good Excuse! |
| Will Forte | ... | host |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | caller Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Robert Cyclone |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | host |
| John Lutz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Will Forte | ... | Mr. Dillon#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sam Jeffers#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Gilly#1 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Liam#1 |
| Weekend Update |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Grimes#3 |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Larry The Goose#1
Report on the Hudson River accident |
| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Vice President Dick Cheney: The Final Interview |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#25 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Diane Sawyer Live |
| Show |
| Rosario Dawson | ... | Salma Hayek |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joy Behar#2 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ricky Gervais#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Whoopi Goldberg#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Elisabeth Hasselbeck#2 |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Barbara Walters#1 |
| Cold Opening | ABC News Special Vice President Dick Cheney: The Final Interview |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#25 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Diane Sawyer Live |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | applicant |
| Will Forte | ... | applicant |
| Bill Hader | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | employee |
| Andy Samberg | ... | applicant |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | applicant |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | applicant |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | applicant |
| Abby Elliott | ... | applicant |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | applicant |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | employee |
| Casey Wilson | ... | applicant |
| Fatima Ptacek | ... | daughter |
♬Carly Simon - "Let the River Run"
| Show | Da Learnin' Train |
| Rosario Dawson | ... | Carla Da Funkee Conduktah |
| Fred Armisen | ... | mailman |
| Will Forte | ... | K |
| Bill Hader | ... | deejay |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jesse |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Harry Connick Jr.#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Riznatch |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Dominique |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Hector |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | Guantanamo Bay Going Out Of Business Sale “Gitmo” |
| Rosario Dawson | ... | Cuban lady |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David |
| Sketch |
| Rosario Dawson | ... | Cindy |
| Will Forte | ... | Mr. Dillon#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sam Jeffers#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Gilly#1 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Liam#1 |
| Casey Wilson | ... | teacher |
| Brett Marcus Coady | ... | student |
| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Bernie Madoff#1 Response to allegations |
| Jessica Conrad | ... | Jen Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Judy Grimes#3 |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Larry The Goose#1
Report on the Hudson River accident |
⁕Judy Grimes's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕Larry The Goose's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | La Policia Mexicana |
| Rosario Dawson | ... | Isabella Lopez /Carmen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Carloz Ruiz /Rafael |
| Bill Hader | ... | Roberto Gonzalez /El Jefe |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Miguel |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, everything up to Bill Hader's exit is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Sam Spence - "Forearm Shiver"
| Show |
| Rosario Dawson | ... | Salma Hayek |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Joy Behar#2 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Ricky Gervais#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Whoopi Goldberg#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Elisabeth Hasselbeck#2 |
| Michaela Watkins | ... | Barbara Walters#1 |
| Show | Good Excuse! |
| Rosario Dawson | ... | Perpetua McGirk |
| Will Forte | ... | host |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | caller Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Robert Cyclone |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | host |
| John Lutz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rosario Dawson | 8 | 1 | |||
| Fleet Foxes | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Abby Elliott | 2 | ||||
| Bobby Moynihan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Michaela Watkins | 2 | 1 | |||
| Casey Wilson | 2 | ||||
| Jessica Conrad | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Brett Marcus Coady | 1 | ||||
| Fatima Ptacek | 1 | ||||
| 67 | 7 | 10 | 6 | 1 |