| Cold Opening | Pounder School Commencement |
| Commercial | “Clinton / Obama Ad” |
| Sketch | Two A-holes Do karaoke |
| Film | The Japanese Office |
| Musical Performance | "This Ain't Sex" |
| Show | The Charlie Flitt Show |
| Sketch | CPR Training |
| Musical Performance | "Love in This Club" |
| Musical Sketch | Bless This Child |
| Cold Opening | Pounder School Commencement |
| Fred Armisen | ... | professor |
| Will Forte | ... | professor |
| Bill Hader | ... | professor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | professor |
| Amy Poehler | ... | professor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | professor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | professor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | professor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | professor |
| Casey Wilson | ... | professor |
| Colin Jost | ... | Harry Charles Wombus |
| Rob Klein | ... | Harry Michael Schwantz |
| Simon Rich | ... | Harry Denison Crank |
| Marika Sawyer | ... | Camana Elizabeth Wanalaya |
| Commercial | “Clinton / Obama Ad” |
| Game Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Howie Mandel |
| Will Forte | ... | Stu's father |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Aurora |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Rebecca |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Georganna |
| Sketch | Two A-holes Do karaoke |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | A-Hole |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Timone |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | A-Hole |
| Film | The Japanese Office |
| Bill Hader | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | employee |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Greg Scarnici | ... | guy Still |
| Doug Abeles | ... | guy Still |
| Charlie Grandy | ... | guy Still |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Al Sharpton
Advice for Barack Obama running for president |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson |
| John Lutz | ... | guy Still |
| Show | The Charlie Flitt Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Eli |
| Bill Hader | ... | Larry |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | audience member |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Beth Cassiola |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | audience member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Rhonda |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | CPR Training |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Greg |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | student |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | student |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | student |
| Cold Opening | Pounder School Commencement |
| Matt Britten | ... | Buster Wingate Hymen |
| Seth Donovan | ... | Haywood Paul Djablomi |
| Jules Hartley | ... | Yuwanna Nailer |
| Alan Wong | ... | Harry Kimball Dong |
| Show | The Charlie Flitt Show |
| Bill Corsair | ... | audience member |
| Shawn Michael | ... | audience member |
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | ... | audience member |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Al Sharpton#8 Advice for Barack Obama running for president |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#14 |
| Cold Opening | Pounder School Commencement |
| Steve Carell | ... | professor Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | professor |
| Will Forte | ... | professor |
| Bill Hader | ... | professor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | professor |
| Amy Poehler | ... | professor |
| Andy Samberg | ... | professor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | professor |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | professor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | professor |
| Casey Wilson | ... | professor |
| Colin Jost | ... | Harry Charles Wombus |
| Rob Klein | ... | Harry Michael Schwantz |
| Simon Rich | ... | Harry Denison Crank |
| Marika Sawyer | ... | Camana Elizabeth Wanalaya |
| Matt Britten | ... | Buster Wingate Hymen |
| Seth Donovan | ... | Haywood Paul Djablomi |
| Jules Hartley | ... | Yuwanna Nailer |
| Alan Wong | ... | Harry Kimball Dong |
⁕In reruns, everything except the "Live from New York" portion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Commercial | “Clinton / Obama Ad” |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#5 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#13 |
| Game Show |
| Steve Carell | ... | Stu Barnsford |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Howie Mandel#3 |
| Will Forte | ... | Stu's father |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Aurora |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Rebecca |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Georganna |
| Sketch | Two A-holes Do karaoke |
| Steve Carell | ... | Peter Pops |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | A-Hole#7 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Timone |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | A-Hole#7 |
♬Dick Walter - "The Working Day"
| Film | The Japanese Office |
| Steve Carell | ... | employee |
| Ricky Gervais | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin#12 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | employee |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Greg Scarnici | ... | guy Still |
| Doug Abeles | ... | guy Still |
| John McCain |
Commentary on picking a Democratic candidate | |
| Charlie Grandy | ... | guy Still |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Al Sharpton#8 Advice for Barack Obama running for president |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#14 |
| John Lutz | ... | guy Still |
| Show | The Charlie Flitt Show |
| Steve Carell | ... | Charlie Flitt |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Eli |
| Bill Hader | ... | Larry |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | audience member |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Beth Cassiola |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | audience member |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Rhonda |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Corsair | ... | audience member |
| Shawn Michael | ... | audience member |
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | CPR Training |
| Steve Carell | ... | Thomas |
| Usher | ||
| Andy Samberg | ... | Greg |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | student |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | student |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | student |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Carell | 8 | ||||
| Usher | 3 | ||||
| John McCain | 2 | ||||
| Nancy Walls | 1 | ||||
| Young Jeezy | 1 | ||||
| Ricky Gervais | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 2 | |||
| Will Forte | 2 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 2 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 6 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 7 | 1 | |||
| Casey Wilson | 2 | ||||
| Doug Abeles | 1 | 1 | |||
| Charlie Grandy | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | ||||
| Rob Klein | 1 | ||||
| John Lutz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Simon Rich | 1 | ||||
| Marika Sawyer | 1 | ||||
| Greg Scarnici | 1 | 1 | |||
| Matt Britten | 1 | ||||
| Bill Corsair | 1 | ||||
| Seth Donovan | 1 | ||||
| Jules Hartley | 1 | ||||
| Shawn Michael | 1 | ||||
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | 1 | ||||
| Alan Wong | 1 | ||||
| 75 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 4 |
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