| Cold Opening | Amy Poehler's House |
| Musical Performance | "Lost Highway" |
| Game Show | Ohhhhh! “New Jersey Game Show” |
| Miscellaneous | A Visit with Former Vice President Al Gore |
| Film | People Getting Punched Just Before Eating |
| Musical Performance | "The Pretender" |
| Sketch | Where's My Purse? |
| Miscellaneous | Notre Dame Football on NBC |
| Sketch | What To Call The Band |
| Musical Performance | "Who Says You Can't Go Home" |
| Game Show | Ohhhhh! “New Jersey Game Show” |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank Spanetti |
| Bill Hader | ... | Johnny Vincente |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mike Delappa |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Donna |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Visit with Former Vice President Al Gore |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | People Getting Punched Just Before Eating |
| Fred Armisen | ... | zombie |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ||
| Danielle Flora | ... | zombie |
| Michael Poole | ||
| Jorma Taccone | ... | guy |
| Matt Yonks |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Lutz | ... | horse |
| Paula Pell | ... | nun |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Rosa Santiago NBC employee and future Update joke writer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Josh Drimmer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn |
| John Lutz | ... | Dirty Lou Still |
| Sketch | Where's My Purse? |
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member |
| Will Forte | ... | Officer Belton |
| Bill Hader | ... | crew member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | crew member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | alien |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | alien |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Captain Wallace |
| Paula Pell | ... | computer Voice |
| Sketch | What To Call The Band |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Bjork |
| Sketch | What To Call The Band |
| Monologue |
| Jon Bon Jovi | ||
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| Richie Sambora | ||
| Steve Higgins | ... | audience member |
| Marci Klein | ... | audience member |
| Game Show | Ohhhhh! “New Jersey Game Show” |
| Jon Bon Jovi | ... | Carlo Embreddi |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank Spanetti |
| Bill Hader | ... | Johnny Vincente |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mike Delappa |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Donna |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Visit with Former Vice President Al Gore |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore#20 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | People Getting Punched Just Before Eating |
| Jon Bon Jovi | ||
| Dave Grohl | ||
| Taylor Hawkins | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | zombie |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | ||
| Danielle Flora | ... | zombie |
| Michael Poole | ||
| Jorma Taccone | ... | guy |
| Matt Yonks | ||
| Nathan Williams | ... | guy |
| Show |
| Jon Bon Jovi | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member#3 |
| Will Forte | ... | crew member#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vinny Vedecci#4 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Lutz | ... | horse |
| Paula Pell | ... | nun |
♬Jon Bon Jovi - "Blaze Of Glory"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Rosa Santiago NBC employee and future Update joke writer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Josh Drimmer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn#1 |
| John Lutz | ... | Dirty Lou Still |
| Sketch | Where's My Purse? |
| Jon Bon Jovi | ... | Blorax |
| Fred Armisen | ... | crew member |
| Will Forte | ... | Officer Belton |
| Bill Hader | ... | crew member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | crew member |
| Andy Samberg | ... | alien |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | alien |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Captain Wallace |
| Paula Pell | ... | computer Voice |
| Sketch | What To Call The Band |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Bjork#1 |
♬Jonathan Atkinson - "Cyberworld"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Bon Jovi | 9 | ||||
| Foo Fighters | 1 | ||||
| Dave Grohl | 1 | ||||
| Taylor Hawkins | 1 | ||||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Jack Nicholson | 1 | ||||
| Richie Sambora | 1 | ||||
| Bon Jovi | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 2 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 3 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 3 | |||
| Marci Klein | 1 | ||||
| John Lutz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Michael Poole | 1 | ||||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | ||||
| Matt Yonks | 1 | ||||
| Nathan Williams | 1 | ||||
| 68 | 4 | 10 | 8 | 1 |