| Cold Opening | Happy Valentine's Day From The Cheney Family |
| Film | Andy Popping Into Frame |
| Sketch | Assagio's “Singing Server” |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions The Road To The Final Four “Mountain Lion” |
| Musical Performance | "Stupid Boy" |
| Show | Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special |
| Game Show | Am I A Crazy Street Person? |
| Musical Performance | "Once In A Lifetime" |
| Commercial | “Sloths” |
| Cold Opening | Happy Valentine's Day From The Cheney Family |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lynne Cheney |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frankie Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Betty Caruso |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jodi Deitz |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dr. Cora Reynolds |
| Sketch | Assagio's “Singing Server” |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | Reggie |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Anne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions The Road To The Final Four “Mountain Lion” |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katrina Hoffman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rosalyn Maddox |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David Angelides |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Pinto | Still |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on the blackness of Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Bill Oefelein
Commentary on the NASA love triangle |
| Show | Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chaka Khan |
| Katreese Barnes | ... | pianist |
| Game Show | Am I A Crazy Street Person? |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Blintz |
| Will Forte | ... | Eddie Van Milkser |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Speed Chendleton |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sam Fantastic |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Claire Brinkley |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | “Sloths” |
| Andy Samberg | ... | sloth Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | sloth Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Karen Donnelly |
| Colin Jost | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions The Road To The Final Four “Mountain Lion” |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions The Road To The Final Four “Mountain Lion” |
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | ... | Peg Larson Still |
| Cold Opening | Happy Valentine's Day From The Cheney Family |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#23 Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lynne Cheney |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions The Road To The Final Four “Mountain Lion” |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson#11 Commentary on the blackness of Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton#6 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Bill Oefelein Commentary on the NASA love triangle |
| Show | Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston#9 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chaka Khan#2 |
| Cold Opening | Happy Valentine's Day From The Cheney Family |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#23 Live |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Lynne Cheney |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Dr. Joseph Humphries |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frankie Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Betty Caruso#2 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jodi Deitz#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Dr. Cora Reynolds |
♬Liz Winstanley - "Good Morning World"
| Sketch | Assagio's “Singing Server” |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Benjamin Tellurin |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | Reggie |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Anne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | wife |
| Show | Man Versus Beast Tournament Of Champions The Road To The Final Four “Mountain Lion” |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Greg Gumbel |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katrina Hoffman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rosalyn Maddox |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | David Angelides |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Pinto | Still | |
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | ... | Peg Larson Still |
⁕Forest Whitaker accidentally says "Aerosmith engineer" instead of "aerospace engineer". This is fixed in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson#11 Commentary on the blackness of Barack Obama |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton#6 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Bill Oefelein Commentary on the NASA love triangle |
⁕The last few jokes are replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | Love Whitney: Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Bobby's Uncle Tommy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Whitney Houston#9 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Chaka Khan#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Katreese Barnes | ... | pianist |
| Game Show | Am I A Crazy Street Person? |
| Forest Whitaker | ... | Alex Grenki |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gary Blintz |
| Will Forte | ... | Eddie Van Milkser |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Speed Chendleton |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sam Fantastic |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Claire Brinkley |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial | “Sloths” |
| Andy Samberg | ... | sloth Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | sloth Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Karen Donnelly |
| Colin Jost | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Forest Whitaker | 6 | 1 | |||
| Keith Urban | 2 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 1 | |||
| Ken Aymong | 1 | ||||
| Katreese Barnes | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Colin Jost | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Pinto | 1 | 1 | |||
| Akiva Schaffer | 1 | ||||
| Sarah-Ann Rodgers | 1 | 1 | |||
| 52 | 2 | 8 | 10 | 2 |