| Show | The History Channel The First Chocolate |
| Matthew Fox | ... | General Tahoyek |
| Fred Armisen | ... | King Kinich Yax K'uk' Mo' |
| Bill Hader | ... | warrior |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | narrator Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | servant |
| Andy Samberg | ... | warrior |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |