| Aired: | 05.20.2006 (4 / 15) |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Travolta |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tom Cruise |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Gayle King |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katie Holmes |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Maya Angelou |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Patti LaBelle |