| Sketch | Wilson Bros. Funeral Home |
| Jon Heder | ... | Four Eyes |
| Fred Armisen | ... | funeral director |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Judy Puty |
| Will Forte | ... | Heath Bronson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Matthew Rogers |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Paul Novarks |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Debbie Lassem |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Lou Wugner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | friend |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bobby Windetta |